What You Crave vs What You Need
- Raw nuts/seeds.
- Kale, leafy greens.
- Actual, literal bubbles.
- Freudian psychology.
- A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- The sweet release of death.
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
BREAKING: September 9th will be officially an entire month since the murder of Ferguson African-American unarmed teenage Michael Brown, at the hands of racist Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. In this entire month, Officer Darren Wilson hasn’t been heard from, he has literally disappeared. He still has not been arrested, charged, or indicted in the murder of Michael Brown.
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you